Welcome to Brazen Careerist!

About Me

I used to work for the Man writing marketing stuff until he booted me out when he consolidated his empire. Then I got a job at Salesforce.com writing for their web site, which was cool. Then the economy took a nose dive and they…cut…ummm, well let’s just say they told me not to show up any more so they could save money. Now, I’m a freelance copy writer for software companies that are willing to pay me to turn mumbo-jumbo into plain English real people actually understand.

I’m an aspiring humor writer in between paid work, product reviews, cleaning the house, raising two children, maintaining a marriage, paying bills, eating, sleeping, etc. I have self-published a book of poems entitled, Stupid Poetry: Volume I and I write a weekly column for Castro Valley Patch where I ponder about life and other absurdities.