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Phil Mickelson Wins the 2010 Masters, Jim Nantz
Calls it a Win for the Family Phil Mickelson is your 2010 Masters champ. Lefty
was brilliant, Lee Westwood and KJ Choi struggled on the back nine, and Anthony
Kim got hot just a little too late. Question for the night: Did Nantz's line
perhaps mean more than the obvious You know, like maybe it Nike Soccer
Factory was a subtle dig at … Tiger (Of course not! But worth tossing
around nonetheless.) Deron Williams Apologizes for Yelling at Rookie Gordon
Hayward The Jazz are 0-2, have looked awful in both losses, and star point guard
Deron Williams is unhappy. Thursday, he screamed at rookie Gordon Hayward in the
middle of a play during a loss to Phoenix.Williams has apologized.I've yelled at
people before. On the court. There's no situation. I've already talked to him, I
already apologized. Said I [shouldn't] have yelled at him. It's going

to happen. It's going to probably happen again.
[Laughs]. I get upset. On the court. A lot. Because I want to win. I told him I
was in the wrong.Bill Simmons has already joked that Williams will asked to be
traded in December. Williams is under contract this year and next, and has an
option for 2012 (same situation as Chris Paul, who has already let the team know
he wants out). If the Jazz are going backward – 51 wins, then 54, then 48, then
53 – at season's end, it wouldn't surprise us if Williams pulled a CP3 and asked
to get traded to a contender. The Roundup: Nike Mercurial
Vapor Video of a Cop Punching a Woman, Tiger Responds to Elin Question
Brady as Bieber Ashley Greene … Man trapped for hours after stuffed buffalo head
falls … the most doom and gloom link we've seen this year … on bloggers and
whoring

… man throws kitten off balcony, and it hit the
windshield of a car, but survived … it's tough out there, even for those with a
college degree … Nike Mercurial Indoor Shoes Australian ‘angel' saves
lives at suicide spot … ninjas! … Katy Perry is everywhere, lately … man didn't
get his lemonade at Burger King, so he got pissed and got arrested … is this
what broke up Al Gore's marriage … this one's for the PR folks who email
bloggers …Cameron Diaz tells Playboy she's not dating Alex Rodriguez. [Us
Weekly]Albert Haynesworth wants out of Washington. [Redskins Insider]Q: Tiger,
any resolution with Elin Tiger: That's none of your business. [Wei Under
Par]Italy goalie Gianluigi Buffon is likely done for the World Cup.
[Guardian]University police arrested Frankie Hammond early Sunday morning on DUI
and liquor possession charges after the Florida wide receiver was allegedly
speeding, swerving and driving with open bottles of Crown Royal whiskey

in his car. [Sentinel]Yet more love for the
vuvuzelas. [CNN]If you're a fan of I Can Has Cheezeburger … those dudes are
building an empire. [NYT]Woman hires band to play at her party; band member
shoots her in the head. [Penn Live]If you're curious who the announcers are for
World Cup games through June 21st. [ESPN Media Zone]Tom Brady is copying Justin
Bieber's haircut. [People via Hot Clicks]Yes, Dan Beebe gave Texas too much and
yes, he and the league will get burned and left in the dust in the next five
years. [CBS Sports]A ploy for D Wade to re-sign with the Heat: They'll rename
Miami-Dade after him or a week. [Sedano Says]Norman Chad tackles the World Cup.
Hey, it's better than Rick Reilly's latest. [Wash Post]Baseball attempts to
address the mental health problems among its its players. [SI]At the :30 mark,
watch the cop punch a woman in the face. [via

Seattle PI]