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Because there are no rules for coffee drinkers, I decided to write some. Follow them to improve your coffee drinking experience. Don’t follow at your own risk.
1) Learn to enjoy coffee in its true state: Black.
2) Whenever possible, buy whole coffee beans and grind them right before brewing. Instant coffee isn’t coffee.
3) Don’t reheat coffee in the microwave. Nuked coffee is no substitute for fresh brewed.
4) Never use powdered non-dairy creamer. Does anyone truly know what is in that stuff?
5) Don’t breathe in peoples faces with your coffee breath. This is especially true if you just downed some stale gas station coffee out of that dirty plastic mug you keep in your truck.
Have a rule you feel should be added to this list? Let me know. Go here for some info on storing coffee so that it stays fresh, since fresh is best.
Rule #6: you're only an addict if you get caught drinking coffee in a janitor's closet out of a mug hidden in a brown paper bag... at 1AM.
Love me some coffee humor :-) Check out this group for Coffee Lovers too!
http://www.brazencareerist.com/2009/10/26/5-rules-for-coffee-drinkers
And, if you ARE using non-dairy creamer, make SURE it's CoffeeMate on a front stoop in Hawai'i Kai eaten dry (no coffee) with a great friend! The best un-food eating experience EVER next to Malted Milk Balls in Pennsylvania (haven't touched 'em SINCE - just wouldn't be the same, I was 3 or 4 years old).