With the economy going down the tubes you may not want your employer keeping an eye on you. 

The layoff numbers for the month of November are staggering at close to 92,000. Given these harsh conditions there is certainly a need to be cautious. However, sometimes looking at things in a humorous perspective might add a little relief even during the layoff season. If your employer were to write you a performance review, how would you like it to be?

Here's a list of thins you'd never want your boss to put in your file (these are supposedly actual quotes taken from national government employee performance evaluations).

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
6. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
7. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
8. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."
9. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
10. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

Nice.